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A Completely Original fan fic written by Jen....

Rated PG (violence)...

 

One day, little Ami Yashi was walking down the street. (it's an ordinary day, remember...) On the corner of Marlene and Darlene, an old woman had a stand that sold all kinds of ordinary things--- rat toes, dragon scales, magic paper, and stuff like that. Ami passes the old woman, who was dressed like a gypsy when she saw something that caught her attention.

"Excuse me ma'am, how much is that picture there?" she asked.

The old woman's eye started twitching and drool was coming out of the corner of her mouth.                             

"Give me your soul for that picture, you will." the old woman said as she had a spasm.

Ami sighed and rolled her eyes. "Fine. Take it."she replied. The old woman did a little happy dance and started laughing. And she kept laughing until she literally laughed her head off.

As the old woman's head continued laughing in the puddle of blood, Ami stole the picture and ran two inches away to her house.

"I knew I could trick grandma..." she said witha  smile as she set the pictures on the table.It was a picture of Paul McCartney, the Beatle.

In the picture, Paul was happy and smiling, his big brown round eyesgleaming in the sun. Ami smiled at the picture, took out a knife, and stabbed Paul multiple times. As she did so, she hyperventilated and screeched like a monkey.


 

 

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----------------------------Meanwhile in England---------------------------------

Paul was giving one of his best performances ever in Hyde Park. The audience was dancing and singing along to the song, which happened to be the Beatles classic, "She Loves You".

Paul sang: "She loves you, yeah yeah yeah, She loves you yeah yeah y...."

On the last "yeah", Paul felt a bad pain in his chest. He stopped playing and blood spurted through the holes that appeared in his body. After two minutes of bleeding, Paul dropped dead.

The audience screamed and Heather yelled:

"YES! MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!!!!!!!!" and did a happy dance until her leg fell off, which caused her to lose her balance, and she fell off he bleachers. Needless to say, Heather didn't quite make it. She was in a coma for a loooooong time, and nobody could do anything because she didn't have a will.

The doctor, who happened to hate Heather (cause he thought she was a gold digger.), pulled the plug and Heather died.

She was buried next to Paul, who's tombstone said:

"PAUL McCARTNEY: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK FOR FORTY YEARS???"

Heather had a piece of paper on a stick that said:

"HEATHER MILLS McCARTNEY:HAD ONE LEG"

Even though things didn't turn out too well for Paul and Heather, things went great for Ami. For her, and the two dimwits who didn't know who Paul McCartney was, it was just an ordinary day.

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